I am hereby instituting an annual award for the best or most obvious or most full-of-shit Euphemism of the Year. It was inspired by U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, the first recipient. Speaking of whether or not to put on trial those responsible for the policy of torture at Abu Ghraib, Holder said:
“I will not permit the criminalization of policy differences.”
The criminalization of policy differences! Go, Lawyer Number One! How long did it take him to come up with that one, I wonder?