I just love scientific research that discovers stuff any dumbass knows without even thinking about it. You know, Men and Women Respond Differently to Sexual Stimuli, or Mother’s Milk Best for Babes, Study Finds. In the Be Kind to Animals Department, a new study found that cows who are named give more milk than those assigned an impersonal number. The reason for this, scientists speculate, is that an animal with a name is probably treated more like a pet, or at least better than a machine. Doh!
Stating The Obvious